Reblog if you've ever yelled at a book.
frillious: the-b00ndock: al3xanderr: reixben: keepitmoist: thelegendends: 500daysofcrisscolfer: changedintofire: mgm-kitten-t: sallyindisguise: itwasjustunjellify: felt-like-a-change: aladycalledted: oh my gosh. A new meaning.. This must’ve taken aaaaaaages to edit. The dialogue is synced up perfectly! sweet jesus this is awesome I have no words OH MY GOD I…...
Obama for America: A word from the President →
edwardspoonhands: barackobama: In which the President contributes a blog post to this Tumblr (really): We’re three cities and 12 hours into our 48-hour marathon extravaganza fly-around tour—and I couldn’t ask for a better way to kick off the last few days of the last campaign I’ll ever run. Being out here brings back so… Does anyone else ever think that presidential candidates must have...
me: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
parents: okay, let me just get dressed..AND CALL THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD, CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE, WRITE A BOOK, MAKE A 3 COURSE MEAL, DIG A HOLE TO CHINA, FIND A CURE FOR CANCER.
parents: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
me: *putting shoes on*
parents: GOD DAMN WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG TO DO EVERYTHING.WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THAT THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU. YOU ARE SO SELFISH.
Joy and Jubilations: today VALVe gave a lecture at... →
cassandraemeraldsong: monstermu: the developer who came to speak had his laptop hooked up to a projector, so at the beginning when he was looking for the powerpoint he made we saw his document library and all the shit inside it. during the q&a some guy spoke up and was like “when you…
[TW: rape] To all those who don’t think the rape joke was a problem, or rape...– [Source] (via babrahamlincoln) This. I could reblog this all day :/ (via katlinsumnersmodel)
lucykrap: girlwiththekey: valerieparker: alfredtheherothatswho: I THREW A KID IN THE WELL DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY I’LL TRADE YOUR SOUL FOR A WISH DAMNATION AND SIN FOR A KISS I WASN’T LOOKING FOR THIS BUT YOU WERE IN MY WAY YOUR GLARE WAS HOLDIN’ RIPPED SPLEEN, SKIN WAS ROLLIN’ DARK NIGHT, BLOOD WAS FLOWIN’ WHERE YOU THINK...