fuckyeahadventuretimegifs: frequentlytimelow: Runnin’ Errands with my Mom - Jeremy Shada aka Finn the Human Boy I AM FUCKING CRYING I keep wanting to see this animated with Finn, except it doesn’t get very far. All he does is go: “I’m running errands with my mo… oh.” Then Jake just consoles him.
Our culture has accepted two huge lies: The first is that if you disagree with...– Rick Warren (via babanees) Wait, are we talking about THE Pastor Rick Warren? The same guy who said being gay is like taking arsenic? I uh Someone tell me it’s a different Rick Warren. (via symphonyofathousand) oh jesus it IS that Rick Warren oh no (via vondell-swain) ahahaha could it be...
hollywood has given us two, equally false, notions of marriage. either it’s the...– michael ian black (via emilyinternet) (I love everything about this quotation, but I am concerned that an antacid will not effectively treat Michael Ian Black’s wife’s headache. And then he is going to come home and be like, “I ventured out into the frigid night to get you this Pepcid AC,” and she...
My Tumblr Christmas Present
imagineharrypotter: Until December 24th, to all of the people that reblog this will get a masterpost with all of the urls in it and on Christmas a nice little present in their ask of a story staring them and a character of my choosing (but influenced by your fandoms). (You do not have to be following me.) Merry Christmas!
Old Spice Guy + FEMINIST HULK + Judith Butler
Old Spice Guy: "Hello, FEMINIST HULK. I observe that you are using lady-scented body wash."
Feminist Hulk: "HULK FIND LAVENDER FRAGRANCE RELAXING AFTER DAY OF SMASH."
Old Spice Guy: "Wouldn't you like to smell like me?"
Feminist Hulk: "HULK WOULD RATHER SMASH GENDER BINARY OF PERFORMATIVE SHOWERING."
Old Spice Guy: "Your tiny purple shorts hanging on the towel rack now hold tickets to the Sleater-Kinney reunion concert. And diamonds."
Feminist Hulk: "HULK ENJOY CORIN TUCKER'S REJECTION OF TRADITIONAL GENDER ROLES AND CONSUMERISM. BUT DIAMONDS MAKE HULK WANT TO SMASH HEGEMONY OF POST-COLONIAL OPPRESSION. ALSO, STILL PREFER TO SMELL LIKE FIELD OF FLOWERS."
Old Spice Guy: "You puzzle me, Feminist Hulk. Your wish to use lady-scented body wash, even whilst smelling the intoxicating scent of my Old Spice, is unparalleled in my experience. "
Judith Butler: "Feminist Hulk makes a good critique, Old Spice Man. Your discourse is being circumscribed by a learned sex/gender distinction. Please pass me the loofah."
Old Spice Guy: "Hello, Judith Butler. Allow me to scrub your back. So you and Feminist Hulk are saying that my devotion to Old Spice body wash might be part of a larger regulative discourse to maintain an essential ontological gender?"
Judith Butler: "That's correct, Old Spice Man."
Feminist Hulk: "HULK SMASH EPISTEMOLOGICAL FRAMEWORKS, WHILE SMELLING LIKE SPRING GARDEN."
Old Spice Guy: "I understand. Allow me to bake you a cake, Feminist Hulk and Judith Butler, while we discuss intersectionality and the beauty of giant green muscles."
Judith Butler: "Congratulations on making a break with compulsory heterosexuality, Old Spice Man."
Femist Hulk: "HULK IS VERY HAPPY TO SHARE TEARS OF JOY AND ORGANIC WHOLE WHEAT PASTRY FLOUR WITH OLD SPICE MAN AND JUDITH BUTLER."
Old Spice Guy: "I'm on a unicorn."
upperstories: astropolice: rolling on the floor crying because i’m not jin kim or glen keane Or Ryan ottley.
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Just listen to this.
tarantella-ragazza: http://www.star-ole.com/index2.html This is the most annoying soundtrack to a website ever. Allow me to take you through the various stages of my visit to this site: -OH GOD WHERE IS THE PAUSE BUTTON, WHY IS THERE NO WAY TO SHUT IT OFF. -Ya know, it’s kinda catchy… -(singing) “This is the best burrito, I’ve ever eaten…” -DEAR GOD...
commanderrogers: “uh oh” i whispered as i began to ship it