January 2013
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Joy and Jubilations: Boys Allowed? →
waffleguppies:
My aunt gave me a subscription to Writers Forum magazine for Christmas. It’s really good, but I just found this… gem in the Letters page.
Boys Allowed?
The local shop displays Writers Forum in the ‘General’ section. Judging by the letters page in your January issue it…
Me: So I was thinking of doing Treasure Island, but all the characters will be genderbent and...
Concept art teacher: Genderbent?
Me: Yeah, all the characters will be ladies.
Teacher: (shocked) NO MEN?
Me: Well, maybe the pirates will be a mixed group, but yeah.
Teacher: Oh sure the men are the BAD guys.
Me:
Interviewer: Give us your best tip for overcoming depression.
Stephen Fry: To regard it as being like the weather. It's not your responsibility that it's raining, but it is real when it rains, and the fact that it's raining does not mean that the rain is never going to stop. The only thing to do is to believe that, one day, it won't be raining and accept it so you can find a mental umbrella to shield yourself from the worst. The sun will eventually come up.
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a-peculiar-mademoiselle:
the-shadow-projekt:
sometimes I forget that my outernet friends may not understand things from tumblr
like the fact that we call them outernet friends
I tried explaining what a meme was to my sister. It was a mess.
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reblog if you are burdened with glorious purpose.
loki-and-thor-have:
illbeyourqueenofasgard:
thedarkavengerloki:
vchrisi:
full-length-hiddles:
Rather burdened with glorious purple
Or burdened with glorious porpoise
more like
tumblr you have reached whole new levels of perfect
reblog if you are burdened with glorious purpose.
loki-and-thor-have:
illbeyourqueenofasgard:
thedarkavengerloki:
vchrisi:
full-length-hiddles:
Rather burdened with glorious purple
Or burdened with glorious porpoise
more like
tumblr you have reached whole new levels of perfect
neurointoxication:
when i die i want to become a ghost and haunt people and give them little ghost smooches and when they’re feeling down i’d write something like keep going you’re great! but in order to keep up the creepy act i’d write it in blood on their wall
lies lies everywhere
sex ed teacher: a lot of heterosexual boys tend to become aroused by the idea of two women in a sexual relationship but you don't see heterosexual girls becoming aroused at the idea of two men in a sexual relationship why do you think that is?
me: *laughs uncontrollably*
