she wears short skirts i wear short skirts
we are sailor soldiers and in the name of the moon we will punish you
Anybody else start singing that Taylor Swift song in their head?
Some people have asked to read the commencement address I delivered this morning to the 2013 graduates of Butler University. So here it is.
My own commencement speaker, who shall remain nameless, began with a lame joke about how these speeches only come in two varieties: Short and bad. This…
Frak this man can write.
Okay, now I KNOW I’m stressed out (work, being sickly, writing), because seeing nice things from Calming Manatee made me tear up. Thank you, Calming Manatee.
the bottom one is actually really helpful right now. Thank you calming manatee!
MY FACKIN HART