Musings of A Newly Formed Adult

trustisforfools: mrspiritual: musicalpandas: gainingconfidence...

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:10:14 -0400

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

robbieantenesse: wilderbloom: w-ildwind: purebeachboho: looks...

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:26:13 -0400

robbieantenesse:

wilderbloom:

w-ildwind:

purebeachboho:

looks like paradise

loooooove

im sure it will be paradise when you wake up in the morning and your bed is full of leaves and twigs and it’s cold and windy and if you’re lucky it might rain and then what are you going to do? if you’re even luckier what are you going to do if in a storm a huge branch falls on you? you’ll wake up to irritating birds calls who wont shit up who knows maybe they’ll shit on you tbh its a nice picture but it would probably turn into a prison soon enough i mean wouldn’t you find it boring sorry where would you go to the toilet, thats right you can’t and you’ll probably starve unless some sort of tree fruit falls on you but thats probably rotting or half eaten by monkeys with rabies so basically this isn’t a great place to be and then you’ll get depression because you’re so isolated from the rest of society and when you finally come into human contact you’ll have forgotten to speak english so you can’t communicate with people your only option in that case is to become a feral child and you wont be loved

WELL

geekboots: dream-yourself-free: I reblog this every time it...

Sat, 18 May 2013 04:06:25 -0400

geekboots:

dream-yourself-free:

I reblog this every time it comes up on my dashboard, not because it is a “rule” but because every time I see it the love and sincerity on her face hit me all over again and I think everyone deserves to see that.

oh

"A novel should be an experience and convey an emotional truth rather than arguments."

Fri, 17 May 2013 03:03:27 -0400

““A novel should be an experience and convey an emotional truth rather than arguments.””

- Joyce Cary (via theparisreview)
So… Not “Atlas Shrugged”.

So true.

Fri, 17 May 2013 02:27:37 -0400

So true.

helpusgreatwarrior: Support your loved ones

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:41:57 -0400

helpusgreatwarrior:

Support your loved ones

From Up on Ghibli Hill

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:38:26 -0400

A movie review of From Up on Poppy Hill. Studio Ghibli once again has put their keen eye for animation and heartfelt storytelling to engage the child in us all.
Studio Ghibli’s recent release, From Up On Poppy Hilltells the tale of a post-war, 1960s Japan…

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bridget329: Red Pandas don’t exist

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:12:36 -0400

bridget329:

~~Red Pandas don’t exist~~

cockchomp: she wears short skirts i wear short skirtswe are sailor soldiers and in the name of the...

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:30:03 -0400

cockchomp:

she wears short skirts i wear short skirts

we are sailor soldiers and in the name of the moon we will punish you

Anybody else start singing that Taylor Swift song in their head?

Photo

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:17:45 -0400

aphmontrealiss0coollike: hitchhikerkisses: HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG ...

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:14:35 -0400

aphmontrealiss0coollike:

hitchhikerkisses:

HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG

BLEEEUUUUUGHRRGHUUUUGUUHBL

BLEEEAAAAUGH

HUUUUUUURRRRRGHBLHBHEBEEEHEEEEEEELLLLHNGG

the gods have spoken

anonynaila: subvertcliche: mello-dramatic: Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book...

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:02:52 -0400

anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

John Green's tumblr: The Commencement Address

Sat, 11 May 2013 23:39:36 -0400

John Green's tumblr: The Commencement Address:

fishingboatproceeds:

Some people have asked to read the commencement address I delivered this morning to the 2013 graduates of Butler University. So here it is.

My own commencement speaker, who shall remain nameless, began with a lame joke about how these speeches only come in two varieties: Short and bad. This…

Frak this man can write.

pleatedjeans: via

Wed, 08 May 2013 13:28:10 -0400

pleatedjeans:

via

grumpyyoungmanrants: zapbird: this is important Been on my...

Sun, 05 May 2013 03:16:26 -0400

grumpyyoungmanrants:

zapbird:

this is important

Been on my mind a bit lately.

Photo

Sat, 04 May 2013 14:07:30 -0400

petitedeath: gothiccharmschool: Okay, now I KNOW I’m stressed...

Wed, 01 May 2013 20:31:40 -0400

petitedeath:

gothiccharmschool:

Okay, now I KNOW I’m stressed out (work, being sickly, writing), because seeing nice things from Calming Manatee made me tear up. Thank you, Calming Manatee.

the bottom one is actually really helpful right now. Thank you calming manatee!

MY FACKIN HART

fishingboatproceeds: wilwheaton: Somebody made this, and now I...

Wed, 01 May 2013 16:56:17 -0400

fishingboatproceeds:

wilwheaton:

Somebody made this, and now I have something in both of my eyes.

(via The Wisdom of Wil - Imgur)

It’s not about what you love. It’s about how you love it.

georgetakei: In their time, they were notorious for being...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 21:57:11 -0400

georgetakei:

In their time, they were notorious for being nervous rex.

vamoose: Hey. If you haven’t eaten yet today, go fucking eat. Make some toast or something....

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 03:10:50 -0400

vamoose:

Hey. If you haven’t eaten yet today, go fucking eat. Make some toast or something. Sprinkle some cinnamon on that bitch. Holla at some orange juice if you got it. Everything will be just fine today.